My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

Chuck Palahniuk
About This Quote

The author of this quote was a young boy who was suffering from a terminal illness. Despite the odds, he came to believe in himself and turned his life around.

Source: Choke

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